The opening match is a Semi-Final Match: Team ROH vs Team SENDAI Girls!
Team ROH advances after Satomura eats triple superkicks and More Bang For Your Buck. Sick match
Next up, the other Semi-Finals Match: The Spectral Envoy vs. F.I.S.T!
Icarus pedigrees Taylor with salt in his eyes!
Mantis pins Gargano with Cosmic Doom. The Spectral Envoy vs. ROH in the finals!
Next up, Saturyne takes on Ophidian in a rematch from Wrestling is Fun’s third show
Saturyne passes out to Ophidian’s Death Grip at 10:12.
Its time for the annual 10 team tag gauntlet! Team 1: Jakob Hammermeier & Tim Donst.
Team 2: The Colony (Fire Ant & Green Ant)
Green Ant rolls through a superplex and pins Jakob.
Team 3: The Devestation Corporation!!!!!!
Fire Ant falls victim to the Death Blow.
Team 4: Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel???? (aka 2 Dudes)
Yep, the Dev Corp killed them with a Death Blow. They now have 3 points.
Team 5: Knight Eye for the Pirate Guy! Jolly Roger & Lance Steel
Max Smashmaster powerslams Roger for the pin.
Team 6: Johnny Miyagi & Ralph Maccio Jr. (more jobbers)
Dev Corp murder one of them with the Death Blow.
Team 7: DEMOLITION!!!!!!!
Demolition pin Smashmaster. They have 2 points.
Team 8: THE POWERS OF PAIN! VS DEMOLITION! YAY!
Warlord pins Smash. 🙁
Team 9: 123 Kid & Marty Jannetty!!!!
Janetty pins The Barbarian.
The 10th and final team: Los Ice Creams!
Kid and Marty use a slam and crossbody to pin Hijo. They leave with 2 points in tow.
Oh my God. Colt Cabana, Swamp Monster, Darkness Crabtree and Yohnel Sanders are a team. Their opponents? Ebessan, Takoyakida & 3.0. Match of the Year.Chuck Taylor, Orange Cassidy and Drew Gulak are in the Swamp Monsters corner.
They are playing Duck Duck Goose. Life has peaked
Shane Matthews used Redbull to revive Crabtree from death. I love CHIKARA.
Crabtree passed out again. 3.0 placed Takoyakida on top of him to get the pin. I have no worda but LOVE LOVE LOVE
Security threw out The Swamp Monster for causing a ruckus post match.
Up next: Commando Bolshoi & Tsubasa Kuragaki vs. Kaori Yoneyama & Manami Toyota
Kuragaki pins Yoneyama after the Night Ride. Awesome, awesome showcase. Joshi, you rule.
Bring every Joshi talent back please. I am so down for a Joshimania 2012.
Jigsaw vs. Tadasuke is up now.
A piledriver and two Outkast’s (haymakers) give Tadasuke a Knock Out victory.
Main Event Time! The Tournament Finals: Team ROH vs. The Spectral Envoy.
Mantis took the double tombstone on the stage!
Ophidian, Delirious and The Batiri are out. SO IS CROSSBONES!
Crossbones neutralizing the others.
Matt superplexes Mantis onto everybody!
Maria superkicked by accident!
Bennett taps to the CHIKARA Special! Envoy win!
The Spectral Envoy are the 2012 King of Trios!
Amazing show. Possibly the best single night in Trios history. Buy it the moment it comes out.