ARMAGEDDOCALYPSE
11/17/12
Danbury, CT
-Izzie Deadyet defeated Twiggy to become Inter Species Champion – when a gigantic female zombie entered the ring, sprayed blood mist in Twiggy’s face, and choke-bombed him – allowing Deadyet to hit the Shining Wizard for the pin.
-Lloyd Cthulowitz scored a measure of justice for a client of his, when he was able to put away the dastardly “Dirty” Buxx Belmar.
-The highflying Kitsune scored a huge win, and what many would call an upset, when he defeated the returning Player Uno.
-In the first ever Food Fight match – in which we saw bread, potato chips, cream pies, a rotisserie chicken, marshmallows, pizzas, and more used as weapons – The Food Fighters beat Team Tremendous.
Intermission featured Two Fisted Law playing a full set.
-GLAAD Badd opened up the second half of the show by introducing his new interview segment – The Bear Cave. The first guest was a nearly naked man in a trenchcoat named Pat “The Streak” Boucher – who quickly began talking smack, and had to be put away by the Craigslist Homo.
-Bobby Ocean defeated Chris Dickinson (subbing for Michael Von Payton, who wasn’t able to make it out) in one of the most hard hitting contests in Inter Species Wrestling history. Very, very good match. If anyone’s keeping tabs for year end awards in New England – we’d love to submit this one for your approval.
-Beyond Wrestling showcase saw Leon St. Giovanni score a victory over AR Fox and Eric Corvis in an innovative, high flying contest.
-Frankie Arion snapped the arm of El Hijo Del Bamboo in order to become the new Inter Species Wrestling – OTHER Champion.
-And in the big Lego Deathmatch – Pinkie Sanchez was able to somehow survive, and defeat Shitty, Danny Havoc, and Addy Starr – to become the first ever “King of Crazy”.
We’d like to thank everyone who made it out. The place was packed, pretty much wall to wall – and the crowd was incredibly loud. We appreciate that a ton. Money was raised for Sandy relief, and good times were had by all.
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