Philadelphia, PA – 3.24.2018
1. Xyberhawx 2000 (Razerhawk & Nytehawk) defeated The Whisper & Troll, submitting Troll with an armbar.
2. Still Life With Apricots and Pears defeated The Proletariat Boar of Moldova by countout, with an assist from Ursa Minor in the Night Sky. BLANK gave Boar an Ace Crusher after the match.
3. Tag World Grand Prix Qualifying Match: Dez Peloton defeated The Hellcats (Sexy Steve & Jimmy Starz) to advance to the Tag World Grand Prix tournaments on April 14th.
4. Omari pinned Fire Ant with the O-Zone.
5. Blanche Babish submitted El Hijo del Ice Cream.
6. Tag World Grand Prix Qualifying Match: Thief Ant & Green Ant defeated The Creatures of the Deep (Hermit Crab & Cajun Crawdad) with a Prawn Hold from Thief Ant to advance to the Tag World Grand Prix tournaments on April 14th.
After the main event, Fire Ant jumped Green and Thief Ant and told them that they were NOT the Colony.