McAloon Productions 01/31/19 Ultimate Bar Crawl: Lawlor vs Shamrock Results

McAloon Productions 01/31/19 Ultimate Bar Crawl: Lawler vs Shamrock Results
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There actually was no ring at all. All of the matches were allowed to use any part of the venue and there were no rules.

4-Way Elimination: EFFY vs. Casanova Valentine vs. Ethan Page vs. Matt Cross. Valentine pinned Cross fairly quick after his Text Breakup slam finisher on a trash can. Valentine eliminated Page via ref stoppage (I think) as he trapped Page against the bar and “ water boarded” him by pouring alcohol all over his head and face. If Page tapped out the cameras didn’t catch it. Even the announcers weren’t really sure how it happened. EFFY won the match using a mandible claw on Valentine for the submission.

Penelope Ford beat ODB with a butterfly submission hold right on top of the bar. Joey Janela was posing as one of the bartenders and he spit a drink right in ODB’s face to lead to the finish. Brian Pillman, Jr. was sitting in the bar and ODB slammed Ford’s head right into his lap during the match.

Priscilla Kelly and Darby Allin beat Delilah Doom and Eli Everfly when “drunk” Priscilla Kelly vomited in Everfly’s face for Allin to then cradle him for the pin right on top of the bar. This was something. Kelly was back to her provocative ways. She took Everfly’s t-shirt and rubbed it down her trunks then threw it right on his head. She challenged Doom to a drinking contest and they slammed a few big shots. Allin challenged Doom and Everfly to a “make out contest” to see who the better couple was. He kissed Kelly. As Everfly and Doom began to kiss, Allin and PK jumped them. Everfly gave Allin a Sliced Bread #2 off the bar followed by a ‘rana off the bar. Doom was bleeding pretty good from her forehead but the cameras didn’t show how it happened. Kelly put her hand down her trunks, and everyone thought she was going to pull out a tampon again, but it was all a fake tease. She only pulled out her hand and she gave Doom a big open hand slap.Doom gave Allin a tornado DDT off the bar and it sent him staggering onto a couch. Everfly tossed Kelly onto Allin on the couch, then Doom gave them both a crossbody splash. Allin and PK gave Doom and Everfly a double team suplex right on the hard floor. Kelly then decided to take a time out. She sat on the bar and drank a beer. Doom suddenly joined her and she had a beer as well. Allin and Everfly were confused and frustrated by their partners but continued to fight each other. Allin held Everfly up on the bar and told Kelly to kick Everfly but she accidentally “puked” in Everfly’s face instead for the finish. Allin then carried a “drunk” Kelly to the back.

Main Event- Ken Shamrock beat “Filthy” Tom Lawlor by ankle lock submission. The broadcast signal kept going out during the match. Eddie Kingston was the “corner man” for Lawlor. Shamrock got the advantage at the bell and tossed Lawlor all around the bar. They fought into a bathroom. Lawlor crawled out while holding a toilet plunger that he used as a weapon.

The next McAloon Productions show is tonight on FITE at 8pm EST with “Hell or High Water” for $10:

Pentagon Jr. and Fenix vs. Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian.

“Filthy” Tom Lawlor and a mystery partner vs. Simon Grimm and Eddie Kingston vs. Besties In The World.

Mil Muertes vs. Vernon White vs. Casanova Valentine.

Thunder Rosa vs. Penelope Ford vs. Delilah Doom.

Eli Everfly vs. Matt Cross.

Scorpio Sky vs. MJF.

Ricky Starks vs. Ethan Page.

Joey Janela, Glacier, and The Yeti will also be on hand.

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