We open the show with our hosts for the brunch, J Rose and Pollo Del Mar. Pollo, an amazing drag queen is looking spectacular. J Rose says that we are going to get GAY AS FUCK and announces the first match.
Edith Surreal vs Veda Scott
Edith has been out of action with an injury and Veda has been doing a lot of commentary and ring announcing. We will see if either have some ring rust. They open on the mat, which you figure favors Edith, but Veda has the experience advantage and has many reversals. Veda pulls the veteran move and fakes an injury taking advantage of Edith’s kindness and goes on some vicious offense. Edith comes back with a spinning elbow and attached Veda in tree of woe. Edith continues to work on Veda’s legs and even hooks in a submission on the ring post. Veda continues to use some questionable tactics to escape submissions in the ring and gain the advantage, but finally can not hold off any longer and submits to the Venus Flytrap. Edith pulls out the victory and they embrace after a great technical match.
Parrow vs Jordan Blade
This was announced as a bear knuckle brawl and Effy comes out to remind the ref of this and that the match cannot end until someone cannot continue. The match quickly goes to the outside. Parrow throws Jordan through a section of chairs and grabs some plunder to throw in the ring. He then hits Jordan in the back with a chair, but Jordan picks him up and drops him on the ladder. She then lays into him with her own chair shots.
Parrow starts to dominate Jordan, but she crotches him and drives him through a door. Jordan gets sent through a door in the corner via a Parrow Bomb and hit with a driver as Parrow picks up the victory. Parrow and the crowd show respect to Jordan after the match, as she put up a hell of fight.
Frontman Jah vs Ace Perry
Jah cuts a great promo when he enters the ring and says that he sexually identifies as a dragon as he spits fire, and his pronouns are roar and he bad. Ace starts the match with some fire of his own and dives onto Jah on the outside. There is a very impressive exchange as Ace is on Jah’s shoulders as they flip to the outside and Jah eventually drops him headfirst on the apron. They remain pretty even in the ring. Ace uses his speed and high-flying abilities to take the advantage but Jah comes back with a brutal stomp to the head.
They decide that they are done with fancy moves and just start striking each other. That leads to Ace hitting Jah with a Black Diamond cutter. Jah answers with a super kick and goes for the pin, but Ace reverses it and gets the 3 count.
Keita Murray vs Dillon McQueen vs Jai Vidal vs Kung Fu Janela vs Brooke Valentine vs Jared Evans
This is a scramble match where the first pin wins. Jared Evans interrupts the introductions of the competitors that were announced for the match. He proceeds to talk trash on Chicago and the competitors in the ring and apparently enters himself in the match. The match starts with all the competitors teaming up on Jared and Brooke sending him out of the ring with an overhead suplex. Some incredibly fast action follows with some underhanded tactics from Jared Evans thrown in. Brooke swings Dillon McQueen into the chairs and Janela hits all of his opponents with some Kung Fu moves. He then hits a senton on Dillan, followed by a Van Terminator on Dillon, Jared and Brooke.
Jared comes back in the ring with a meteora from the top. Dillon uses his power to throw Jared onto their opponents and everyone starts fighting on the outside. Jai hits an incredible twisting dive off an entrance way. Dillon and Brooke exchange big strikes in the middle of the ring ending with a huge spear from Brooke. Jared takes out Brooke, but Keita locks Jared and Jai in a submission, however Janela kicks him in the head to break it up. Jared tries to take Jai Vidal down with a rana from the top, but Jai answers with the Power Bottom Bomb and gets the victory.
Devon Monroe vs Ashton Starr
The Black Sexalence Devon Monroe and The Star of the Show Ashton Starr come out looking incredible as usual. We get some fast-paced offense early, with a little bit of ass shaking thrown in. Ashton Starr slows it down a bit and they exchange pinfall attempts before hitting each other with simultaneous kicks and we remain even. They are starting to step up the violence and Devon hits Ashton with a spinning forearm. He then hits a springboard knee to the face of Ashton followed by a meteora for a near fall. Ashton kicks out and puts Devon in a sharpshooter.
Ashton hits a superkick followed by a split leg moonsault, but Devon will not stay down. Starr goes to the top, but Monroe brings him down hard and hits a spinning DDT for a near fall of his own and the crowd erupts in a “This is awesome” chant. Starr answerers with a scissors kick for the win.
SGC (Matthew Justice and Mance Warner) vs MV Young and Straight Bill Dixon
SGC comes out with AJ Gray and Nasty Leroy. MV comes out and we get the announcement that Billy Dixon cannot make it for the match and has the designated heterosexual ring announcer, Emil Jay, announce Straight Bill as MV’s partner. Mance is bleeding before the match even starts due to the Art of War Games match the night before. They quickly head to the outside and brawl through the crowd. Bill and MV get the advantage and MV tries to dive from the apron on his opponents, but they move out of the way and MV lands knee first on the floor. He then gets hit with some chair shots from Justice. The ring is filled with allies as Mance and Justice lay some chair shots into Bill.
They hit Straight Bill with a standing conchairto, hopefully knocking the straight out of him. MV comes in the ring and tries to take on both members of SGC with little success. Justice starts taunting MV’s fiancé, Brooke, while MV and Mance fight on the outside. MV continues to try to fight both members of SGC. He gets thrown into the ladder in the corner, but comes back and hits suplexes on both of his opponents, driving them onto the ladder. He keeps trying to fight both opponents, but the number advantage is too much for him to handle.
We then hear “Sound of da Police” as Billy Dixon comes out and hits spinebusters and stunners on Justice and Warner, then gives MV a kiss. Apparently, those chair shots did knock the straight out of him. Billy and MV both come off the top rope with chairs, splashing down on their opponents. Justice gets set up on a door on the outside of the ring and MV tries to dive on him from a ladder in the ring, but Justice moves and MV crashes through the door.
Billy gets hit with a conchairto but kicks out at 2 and MV eats a plethora of chair shots. After another conchairto and a series of chair shots from SGC, Justice and Mance cover Billy for the win. Billy and MV may not have won the titles, but they definitely earned the respect of their opponents as they exchange kisses with them after the match and celebrate a great match with the crowd.
Allie Katch vs Dark Sheik
Sheik sets the tone of the match early by not accepting Allie’s handshake at the beginning of the match. They exchange submission holds early as both of these wrestlers are incredible on the mat. Sheik then comes off the ropes twice onto Allie and crushes her multiples times from the bridge position in a very innovative move. Allie takes over the match as Sheik goes to the top only to have Allie take her legs out from under her and have her head crash on the turnbuckle. Allie then takes over and puts Sheik in a very painful looking submission. Sheik takes out Allie with a dive, then goes to the back to pick up a staple gun, while Allie picks up a dildo with tacks. Sheik hits Allie in the back of the head with the staple gun, then staples some bills to her.
Allie picks up Sheik and slams her onto some chairs. She rolls Sheik into the ring and staples some bills to her. Sheik hits Allie with a spinning kick, then slams Allie to the mat. Sheik hits a leg drop from the top, but Allie kicks out at two. She goes to the back again and this time comes out with a door. Each wrestler gets a near fall. Allie hits a superplex, followed by a DVD through the door and a Pussy Piledriver. Sheik kicks out. Allie says some words to Sheik which appears to anger Sheik as she lays into Allie with some shots to the midsection and rolls her up for the win. This was an incredible match that had a little bit of everything from technical wrestling, brawling and hardcore violence.
Effy vs Jake Atlas
Jake Atlas is back and getting quite the reception as he makes his way to the ring. Effy is sporting his blonde look and Atlas has a great new look with blue hair. Jake shows that he is no longer PG early by hitting Effy with his crotch, but Effy comes back and headbutts Jake in the crotch. They start brawling and spill to the outside. Atlas hits a dive onto Effy and lays in some punches before bringing Effy in the ring and hitting him with a springboard dropkick. Effy hits Jake with an exploding kick followed by a falling headbutt to Jake’s crotch and follows it up with a figure four. Jake escapes and strings together some offense ending with a Death Valley Driver for a near fall. Effy goes to the top rope, but Jake meets him up there and suplexes him to the floor.
Effy locks Jake into an impressive Tarantula like hold on the ropes and gains back control. He gets a chair from the outside and tries to bring it in the ring, but Jake meets him with a knee, knocking the chair into Effy’s head. Effy hits the Sac Ryder, but Jake gets right back up and they exchange clotheslines. Jake lays Effy out with a right hand then hits the Stonewall DDT, but EFFY kicks out! Jake follows this up with another punch to the face and is able to cover Effy for the win.
Effy gets on the mic and puts over Jake’s return, but Parrow comes to the ring and lays out Effy. He then stomps on Allie in the corner. Parrow stands over Effy and says that it is a Civil War and it is super gay!