This week on Women’s Wrestling Army we see two of the best women’s tag teams that North America has ever seen in the Sea Stars and The Hex. We will also see Gia Scott battle the spider Blair Onyx. In the main event the young superstar Billie Starkz looks to get some revenge on the monster Max the Impaler for an attack that she received backstage from Max.

 

Sea Stars (Delmi Exo and Ashley Vox) vs The Hex (Marti Belle and Allysin Kay)

Last week The Hex were saying that there were no real tag teams in WWA or really anywhere in wrestling, its just two people being thrown together. This statement resulted in Maria Kanellis asking Sea Stars if they would like a match up with The Hex. This will be the Sea Stars first time teaming together in a year, but they are sisters, so I don’t think that they have lost that connection.

We start with a pinkie shake between Ashley and Allysin. Kay puts Vox in the corner, but Vox hits her with a boot and a rana and tags in Delmi. Delmi takes Kay to the mat, Kay tries to lock in an arm bar, but Delmi escapes and Kay tags in Marti. Delmi gets Marti in the corner and hits her with double knees. Marti brings Delmi to the corner, and they use that patent Hex double team. Kay comes into the match and takes control of Delmi. The Hex are keeping Delmi isolated and using double team maneuvers on her, but Delmi keeps fighting back. Delmi is finally able to give Marti a backbreaker and makes the tag to Ashley.

Ashley comes in like a ball of fire, but The Hex have the numbers advantage. Marti picks up Vox, but Ashley gives her the fishhook, followed by a clothesline. Ashley gains control and tags in Delmi. Marti tries to take on both Sea Stars and is able to for a moment, but Delmi gives her a driver. However, Delmi is met with a big boot from Kay. Ashley and Allysin exchange shots, then Delmi and Marti do the same. All four wrestlers are in the ring, Ashley is able to dispose of Marti, then hits a step-up kick to Allison off of Delmi’s back. Delmi attempts to pin Kay with a Northern lights suplex with a bridge, but Kay kicks out and the Sea Stars focus their attention on Marti. However, Marti powerbombs Ashley and the Hex double team her. Delmi goes for a pile driver on Kay, but Marti comes in to stop it. Allysin is then able to hit Delmi with The Crunchie for the win. All four wrestlers shake pinkies to show respect after the match.

 

Gia Scott vs Blair Onyx

Apparently, Gia has a fear of spiders and ran out of the ring when Blair did her backwards crawl. They lock up and remain pretty even until Gia charges Blair in the corner and Blair gets her boot up. Blair then does the backwards crawl again and Gia retreats out of the ring. They exchange holds on the mat and Blair gets the advantage locking in a Tarantula in the ropes.

Gia is able to take control and chokes Blair with her foot in the corner, then gives her a boot. Gia gets Blair up on her shoulders and gives her a Samoan Drop for a two count. They then start exchanging forearms and Blair gets the advantage. Blair gives Gia a running knee strike off the ropes, but Gia takes Blair down head first and locks in a submission. Gia tries to take Blair down, but Blair bridges out. Blair goes to the top, but Gia grabs her and takes her to the middle of the ring. Gia then hits a bomb on Blair and gets the pin.

 

Max The Impaler (with Amy Rose) vs Billie Starkz

On a previous episode, Max had laid out Billie in the backstage area and Billie is looking for revenge. Just from their appearance Max and Billie are complete opposites. Billie is all smiles and bright colors, while Max is a monster, who never shows emotions. Billie tries to lay some forearms into Max, but there was no effect and Max gives Billie a full body press and throws Billie out of the ring. Max throws Billie’s head off of the apron and stalks her on the outside. Billie is an incredible young athlete but cannot get much going against this monster. Max tries to dive at Billie, but Billie moves out of the way and Max crashes into the chairs.

Billie hits Max with two topes and brings them back into the ring. Billie lays in some strikes in the ring, but they have little effect on Max and Max squashes Billie in the turnbuckle. Max tries to run at Billie in the corner, but Billie moves out of the way and hits Max with a suplex. Billie gives Max a double stomp to their back, then goes for a swanton off of the top rope, but Max moves. Max hits Billie with a big spear, then hits a burning lariat for the win.

 

Overall: This was a very exciting episode with three matches that couldn’t be too much different and still be called wrestling. Next week Alyssa Marino will talk to Maria Kanellis on what has happened in WWA so far. They will also preview the main event of the season finale, which will be a three way match between Masha Slamovich, Janai Kai, and Jordan Blade.

By Don Halliwell

I have watched wrestling all of my life, from WWF and NWA to ECW and then indie shows. I have been steadily going to independent wrestling shows since 2002.

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